Sunday, June 14, 2009
God V. Obama
Asking rhetorically what God has in common with Obama,
Neither has a birth certificate.
How do they differ?
God does not think he's Obama.
Liberals love Obama.
Obama gets much much better press. ...
God only demands to be worshiped once a week.
God doesn’t think he is Barak Obama.
God asks for only 10 percent of your money.
God gives you freedom to live your life as you choose.
God's plan to save us is actually written down for you to read.
I got this from a friend at Church LOL
A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country... He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.
Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes.
He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was Intrigued with a sign, which read 'Calls: $10,000 a minute.'
Seeking out the preacher, he asked about the phone and the sign. The preacher answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.
The man thanked the preacher and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle , Denver , St. Louis , Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States , he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each preacher.
Finally, he arrived in South Carolina, upon entering a church in Columbia, behold - he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read
Calls: 35 cents.'
Fascinated, he asked to talk to the preacher, 'Preacher, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?'
This part you gotta love...............................
The preacher, smiling benignly, replied, 'Son, you're in the South now.
You are in God's Country, It's a local call.'
American by Birth - A Southerner by the Grace of God.