Friday, June 12, 2009

Government Motors

In a special news conference yesterday, Government
Motors (formerly called GM) announced its new concept car
slated for production after the November elections...

This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has
three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to
help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still
on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.

And, it comes equipped with the Al Gore fart collector bubble top
to burn those planet threatening methane expulsions before they
can add to global warming. The more you fart the further the
auxiliary wind up motor will let you drive. A 12 ounce can of
beans can take you an extra 40 miles.

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