And the beat goes on.
First Gay Mayor of Mayor City Molests Teenage Boy
Obama isn't the only historic first in the news. Portland's Sam Adams is the first publicly homosexual mayor of a major city. He recently admitted to sexually molesting an underage intern.
You never heard the story? That could be because Adams is a Democrat, and the child he molested is a boy — so most of the reporting has been local.
Adams also admitted to lying to the public about his perverted relationship with the improbably named Beau Breedlove, who was 17 at the time, and to inducing the kid to lie too. Move along folks, nothing to see here.