Thursday, March 26, 2009

Where have all the REAL Americans gone?

Where have all the Americans gone?

WANTED: President of large country on the verge of adopting socialism. Need to take country over the top. Rudimentary knowledge of economic terms and foreign policy preferred, but not required. Ability to articulate grandiose ideas in English language a plus, but not mandatory if applicant can fake it sufficiently to impress ignorant voters.

Must look good in a suit, and be willing to shamelessly pander to desperate, needy people.

Ahhh, so that’s how we ended up with President Obama.

What are we gonna do now?

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