Tuesday, March 24, 2009

After that Pres news conf I thought I would drop him a line

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know the one's down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since

I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

E.W. Papin

Nlv, NV 89031

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year.

Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely,

in a well preserved body.

But rather to skid in sideways,

totally worn out,

shouting: "Holy shit... What a Ride"!!



IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

Can I sign my name to this one too!? Great Post!

chessie said...

Pappy, you won't have to file taxes for them, you'll be making up for their lack of payment soon enough. Bama Manna isn't done with us yet Paps...we still have an income...

Pappy said...

Certainly Stephanie!!

Chess, Make sure to watch the video of the House of Commons.

"Is there anyone in the Press or Our Senate or House that have the "Ball" or "Tits" to say this"