Monday, October 12, 2009

Monday Morning Funny

She had to say something Chess.

Thought for the Day:

Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road. They pass each other,

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells out window, BITCH!

Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of road and dies.

Thought for the Day:

If men would just listen~


Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.

Apparently someone slipped something into their drinks, and they woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.

She says, 'I just graduate from Trinity Bible College and believe in the Almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.'

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words... 'I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.'

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one (you knew it), a blond, is strapped in and says, 'Well, I'm from Texas A&M and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering,

and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.

1 comment:

chessie said...

awww damnit Pappy...

I thought she would say something smarter than that...sheesh....