Friday, October 9, 2009

How bad is the economy?

The economy is so bad
that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.


It's so bad, I ordered aburger at McDonalds
and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.


The economy is so bad
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad
Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package:
GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

The economy is so bad
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad
parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad
a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad
people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

The economy is so bad
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad
the Mafia is laying off judges.


The economy is so bad
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...
Congress finally investigated the Bernard Madoff scandal: Oh great!! The guy
who made $50 Billion disappear was investigated by the people who made $1.5
Trillion disappear!

1 comment:

chessie said...

While I have seen the effects of the slow economy around here, I am grateful it hasn't affected me...at all...very much...at least as far as I am concerned! LOL
Hi Pappy...!