Thursday, November 5, 2009

Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmm

A Cure for Occasional or Frequent Constipation

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of

Barack Obama

Joe Biden

Harry Reid

Nancy Pelosi

Chris Dodd

and Barney Frank!

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.


MeanDonnaJean said...

Hey there Pap....thanx for stoppin' by my place. Glad to hear that ya don't piss yer money away on hair care infomercials :-) I am SO sick of those damn things on t.v....there really outta be a law against 'em, but maybe that'll be a whole other blog topic someday.

Soooooo....I see ya gotta Obama fetish goin' on over here! ;-)

Pappy said...

Yea I've been pretty lazy about keeping the blog going lately.
Sorry bout the fetish.

My real true fetish is boobs. It would be more interesting if I reported on them more often. Maybe not as important, but a lot more fun.

I walked 5 k's second weekend of last month for em, was a big deal for me.

Been working on a couple pretty important life decisions of late and not paying proper attention to the really important things in life. LOL I will get back after it 1st week in Dec.

Thanks for stopping by.