Tear Jerker

The liberals are asking us to

give Obama time. ...



We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?



A: Order anything you like... and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?



A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?



A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? ...



America !
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?



A: Bo has papers.